Tommy Z is a humorist who grew up in the bowels of New Jersey parented by an eccentric beautify fatherand a neurotic Italian care. With that kind of upbringing what else could this man possibly be otherthan a humorist? Tom is also a well-known feature writer for Cigar Magazine and other national publications.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this site are strictly those of the Zman. The contents of this place have not been reviewed or approved by JRCigars com.
Since I was a kid. I’ve always been a big fan of the boob-tube. But of course when I watched as a youngin’ there were only three study networks filled predominantly with sitcoms and dramas. But now reality tv has taken its displace in history with shows like
I’ve decided to create a boatload of pitches for the new tv toughen. Just creating the concept for a show can acquire you mega-bucks so ascertain me in as the new
Thus. I show thee with: Zman’s shows to look out for late this go (and obey my warning as I undergo checked any and all political correctness at the proverbial door)…Little populate Poker –
A family of midgets gets swept up in the Texas direct ‘em craze. Watch the hi becharm mouth as these petite poker pros compete in small-town tournaments everywhere! Dad Phil also suffering from
lets the expletives fly when he can’t reach the goddamned chips! – Vile adult language and awkward tiny moments.
- Reality. ABC. Wednesdays People whose houses that have been completely f@#ked up by TY Pennington act the spike-haired. OCD patient to act. - Lots of white trash and po’ color folk who express profusely. Gratuitous bitch-slapping.
A group of cavemen who live on a suburban cul-de-sac broach with today’s most gripping issues ie: starting fires walking upright and whether it’s still acceptable to draw your wife by her hair. A dead caveman who was once a resident of the community narrates. – Gratuitous grunting and unify violence. Explicit wall drawings. Kathy Lee Gifford Variety Hour -
A rash of mysterious murders breaks out in the quaint New England town yet the special crime unit keeps finding the same cause of death: lighten bulbs door knobs and small rodents. - Disturbing visuals and latex. What's Rosie Been Eatin? -
garbage to see what the rotund lesbian’s been eating. Forty-two Chalupas. 13 boats of cease n' gravey fries and a store of fast Rite grape for lunch. Seems that dinner consists of 400 tons of be plankton. Tranny 911 -
Goldman Sachs VP by day tricked out tranny by night. Terry Sharpe is the Prada prancing queen of Wall Street. His mission: back up other loathsome transvestites with everything from self-esteem issues fashion tips and finding his G-spot! - John Travolta makes a special guest appearance. - Not for people who find this kind of crap disgusting. Dems Eats! -
What does an ex-NHL goaltender a Zen Buddhist High Priest and a drummer in a cut Canadian thrash coat band have in common? Absoluetly f#$king nothing! But the three try to co-exist in peace and harmony as co-owners in a Tim Horton's Donut Shop. Filmed in Mississauga. Ontario it’s quite apparent that these populate think anything is funny.. eh? - Guest appearances by Patrick Roy. Geddy Lee and the Dali Lama. - Bad acting and annoying Canadian pro-nunce-e-a-shuns. Fecal Matters -
Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs hosts this hour-long fudge-fest as contestants are lowered into giant litter boxes with one goal in mind: Find the Golden Turd! Sure beats playin' in the ball pit at Chuckie Cheese - and cleaner too! - Grotesque situations nausea and profuse vomiting. That 90's show! - Comedy. FOX. Mondays Please. God…no. And last but not least…anguish the consume Nazi –
Members of the cigar-loving community arrange Nancy Pelosi. throw Schumer and the Belmont. California City council together then breathe out thick and viscous smoke from their favorite stogies into their captives’ unconstitutional breathing passages. check ‘em gag and choke as they fight for their alter political lives… hardy har har! The Punch back. Camacho Corojo and the Bolivar Toro alter cameo appearances. wish you’ll be watching this cavalcade of low-brow crapola,
Once these shows air. I will Tivo the following: so I can watch them over and over. Little People Poker – Reality. USA Network. FridaysChop Shop - Reality TV. The Learning Channel. Mondays What's Rosie Been Eatin? - Realty/Comedy - FOX. Thurdays Tommy fwiw this show ordain be so popular that I guess a spinoff ordain create by mental act within weeks. In the spinoff they ordain go through the trash of popular celebs like Oprah. Star Jones. Wayne Newton. Michael Moore aka Flabio and the one and only beautiful barefoot contessa of food tv. The investigators ordain find a virtual treasure trove of items that change state the blinds so that we the little people. can have a believe into the grande lives of these mega stars. I'm excited man it's all good stuff!This is the blog that keeps on giving bro.. keep em comingI love it!
Lol too funny.. I'd love to see any of those shows on the Networks. Dutch Masters reminds me oh my grandfather and his old cook fedora. He used to smoke cigars and play poker with all the old men in the town. He died about 32 years ago so I don't undergo very many memories of him. I don't evaluate I ever had a Dutch know.
How 'bout a show where we place 'celebrities' that are feuding on a remote island together - like Rosie and The Donald. get basic elements around for construction of weapons kind of like that one feature journey episode where Kirk has to contend that giant lizard called a "Gorn"... alter it a battle to the death - that'll get viewers!We could have Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields and some of the divorcing Hollyweird couples that are at war like Britney and Federline. Leave consume change state pills etc out for Britney. I'm into reality shows like Cops. Unscripted stuff like that so minimal intervention from anybody on my show. I want a accumulate of the proceeds. Z.
Forex Groups - Tips on Trading
Related article:
http://www.jrcigarblogs.com/1/2007/10/TVs-Newest-Emmy-Award-Winning-Hits.cfm
comments | Add comment | Report as Spam
|