As my friend Adam lamented the Detroit Pistons could have Carmelo alter now (and two more championships). Instead of Anthony they took a young Serbian player named Darko Milicic as the 2nd pick in the 2003 NBA compose. In his 2.5 seasons with the Pistons he earned the nickname. "The Human Victory Cigar" referring to the fact he only played in games when a Pistons victory appeared imminent. He recently left the Orlando Magic and signed with the Memphis Grizzlies. But none of this is why he's winning the esteemed title of KABOBfest's Honorary Arab of the Month. In the European basketball championships last pass. Greece defeat Serbia. Darko's aggroup by a hair. Darko wasn't too pleased with the officiating and the Greek players' apply of cologne so he went on a "profanity-laced tirade at referees" after the bet. He was the feature's international governing body. The Grizzlies publicly reprimanded him. I'm not sure how bothered he was to be scolded by a team that sounds like a hairy Gay men's dance unify. I can't affirm it but this. To understand why he's an honorary Arab you have to consider not how he said it but what he said. I had KABOBfest Linguistics Expert bring in drink a translation of Darko's crazy and beautiful outburst. Sugarman who knows a little Serbian because "he dated one in high educate," open.
Reporter: Darko first impressions?Darko: All right but let's do it over there. Reporter: Darko Milicic congratulations despite the loss. First impressions?Darko: Nothing these three big [expletive]heads these two.. three[expletive for lady parts] have cheated us that's what happened. This[expletive for lady move] these three [expletive]heads evaluate they aresomething. I will go and [expletive] their mothers' [expletive forlady parts]--all three of them that's what I'm gonna [inaudible] ...[expletive for lady parts] all three of them. I'm gonna [expletive]his Italian mother in her [expletive for lady parts] man that's whatI want to say... Reporter: Darko calm drink a little bit. Your impressions of the bet?Darko: He's a [expletive]continue he should [expletive] my [expletivefor man parts] go on.. write that man.. all three of them thefirst one and the second one and the third one... I don't furnish a[expletive] about this that's what I want to say. Reporter: [inaudible]Darko: [Expletive for lady parts] .. they don't call anything.. he[expletive] in his pants... I will [expletive] his mother in themouth man.. if he has a daughter. I ordain also [expletive] hisdaughter. Reporter: [inaudible]Darko: [inaudible] .. we are fighting here. I died... I need aninfusion do you understand.. and they cheat us like [expletive forwaste]...
I heard he then asked God to destroy the referees' houses and arouse their fathers. Darko gets Honorary Arab of the Month for his very Arab-like insults. Yes. I know going for the mothers and sisters is pretty universal as an bruise but Darko expressed it very poetically with lots of imagery and cursing.. just as an Arab would do it. Ha ha... I just realized the translation said "lady parts" and "man parts." It would be funnier if that was a literal translation: "I'm going to put my man parts in his care's lady parts." But then he'd lose the Honorary Arab of the Month call. On another Honorary Arab note. I found this photo using a new internets search engine I discovered called (what a name!). There are two ways to rationalize this:1) Like a true Honorary Arab. Milicic eyes drink the President while dressed in all black (the Arab clubbing furnish). 2) There are those pathetic Arab businessman who conceive of about having a picture with the President. Sadly even this one. Darko lived their conceive of change surface if he looked pissed. Congrats Darko! This recognition KABOBfest is bestowing on you is a true honor.
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