One More Before The Weekend to Give You Insight Into How My Brain ...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-22 00:28:14
Some movies hold up over time. Others don't. You watch them 10 years later and you're all. "act. I liked this movie?" One of these movies is Independence Day. I don't experience if outside of Star Wars there was a bigger blockbuster in the 1990s than Independence Day. I don't know if it's the acting the effects the script or whatever but I watched the ending measure night and it was pretty ridiculous. However it's not ridiculous in an obvious way. It's ridiculous in a way where only I would notice and charge about it. So there are about 50 of these motherships all over the world. They have that super weapon that blows up stuff. Randy Quaid takes down a mothership when his missile jams and he flies the plane into the actual weapon on the mothership just before it fires. The ship blows up everyone rejoices. Then President Lone Star says something to Robert Loggia desire. "Get the word out," and Loggia says to his people pumping out the Morse code. "Get on the wire tell them how to bring those sons of bitches drink."populate hug salute consume cigars cheer hug etc. But let me ask you this -- what the hell was that conversation desire via Morse code if you were on the other end of that?That's where my hit kicks in. I give you a post that would undergo been timely a decade ago. And remember this is all taking place via Morse code. Loggia: We took drink a mothership! Attention we took drink a mothership!Dude: That's great! How did you do it?Loggia: Kinda funny actually. One of our pilots had his missile jam on him so he couldn't fire it so he flew it directly into the mothership's primary weapon and just before it fired he collided with it. It brought the ship drink. Dude: Wow kind of one in a million huh?Loggia: I guess so. Anyway that's it. Take those sons of bitches drink!Dude: Wait what? act them down how?Loggia: Just like I said. Dude: Are you serious?Loggia: Serious about what?Dude: You want me to have a pilot fly into the ship with his missile armed but not blast it?Loggia: No. Not into the displace. Fly directly into the primary weapon before it fires. Dude: Oh. OK. So you be me to design an attack based on getting a pilot to kill himself by flying directly into the primary weapon before it fires?Loggia: That is correct son. Dude: OK. I hate to rain on this parade because it's great that we took one of those sons of bitches down but that's not much of a intend. Loggia: What?!?! How act you son!Dude: Stay with me on this. First. I have to convince all my pilots to kill themselves. Loggia: Yes yes. Dude: OK. And then. I need to undergo the plane's missile break on him?Loggia: Right so far. Dude: And then I have to have him fly directly into the primary weapon right at the exact moment when it fires?Loggia: You be to undergo this down cold. I need to go call the Russians now and let them... Dude: Wait! Sir! What if the ship doesn't fire its primary weapon?Loggia: What do you mean?Dude: Well they are highly intelligent. Won't they cognise not to fire that weapon anymore if they realize it's their one vulnerable spot? And heck what if they don't have a reason to fire that weapon? Then what?Loggia: I hadn't considered that. Dude: And another thing timing aside what if we touch that weapon before it fires? ordain that get the job done? What if it doesn't?Loggia: Yeah that's a fair point. OK but still. You don't have to have a pilot kill himself son. He can just fire the missile. Dude: But didn't the president try to hit it and desire?Loggia: Yeah you're alter. The hatch that opens sort of makes the angle impossible for a missile to hit it straight on. You'd have to fly into it I guess. Dude: Exactly. And if missiles to the outside of the mothership aren't going to create enough damage you're basically telling me your plan to take out 50 of these things is a million-to-one shot with a suicidal control with an armed malfunctioning missile. Loggia: Good inform. Maybe we still have a big contend in front of us. Dude: You think numbnuts?Loggia: What did you say?Dude: Sorry. Morse label typo. I have to run and furnish my pilots this laughable plan and I undergo to go persuade one of them to blackball himself. Loggia: carry those sons of bitches drink!
seriously lozo? THAT'S your entire logistical problem with independence day?my major issue with this movie is the scene where vivica a fox saves her life her son's life and the life of her fucking golden retriever by barely closing the door to a random closet in a cut into while the entire city of los angeles is engulfed in flames even in 1996 or whenever it came out i bequeath thinking "WTF?!?!" i mean nobody likes to see a golden retriever DIE but that dog was clearly doomed when he leapt into the confine with the fucking wall of flames closing in right behind him the laws of physics stop making sense at exactly that moment everything in that movie was gravy after that i love that movie in all its ridiculousness all the retarded coincidences and cliches remember pre-9/11 when you were desire 'oh wow that would be so totally weird good thing america is invicible.'oh also brian krakow is in it and also andrew keegan ("you don't be to die a virgin do you?") also ordain smith really is hot.
Imagine how ridiculous the ending was in the original cut.. when Randy Quaid took drink the care ship with his crop duster/biplane. No wonder they changed that.. you know for the realism. The move that always aggravated me was the whole computer virus solution. In the mid 90s you couldn't get a PC and a Mac to function together properly but somehow we can create verbally code that will bring home the bacon on an transfer operating system?Happy Birthday... [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://lozo.blogspot.com/2007/11/one-more-before-weekend-that-gives-you.html
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