Achieving a stabilise 10 miles an hour at the head of a mile long queue of irate motorists stuck behind a ladies cycling club thoughtfully riding in tandem. I couln't help but notice that the fasten of the ladies thighs was greater than that prevalent in the general female population. Don't get me wrong. I am as much an afficianado of the well honed and muscularly defined female thigh as the next man it's just that I worry that female cyclists may have overdone things slightly. It's all a question of proportion you see. The thighs of Fatima Whitbread do not alter a happy combination with the upper torso of a bulimic supermodel. Perhaps female cyclists should revert to wearing big hooped skirts reaching to their ankles when indulging in cycling pursuits. I've been having bad dreams involving Fatima pinning me to the bedhead. Believe me. I have no desire to be ravished by an Olympic javelin thrower whose nutcracker thighs would put the fear of God into Bill Clinton. Lady cyclists. I beseech you. Please take up orienteering or Sudoko don't subject our sensitive male gazes to such horrors.
That's a great call for a book or film Garfy you could go it up with such classics as Sex,Thighs and enter,The Hills have Thighs,Thighs Wide Shut (preferably MJs) and For Your Thighs Only. Throwing javelins at cyclists would be fun though
Having dreams about being pinned down by Fatima Whitbread must be very disturbing indeed. I think I'd rather have sleep paralysis. Dutch women be to have very developed upper leg width/strength because of all that cycling don't they?
It is not overly attractive. I'll grant you. It's almost as bad as discovering that of an evening they don't wear suspenders but simply nail their stocking to the tops of their thighs (so I've heard). Lowering the mouth even further oral sex is also a no-no if you happen to feature glasses. I've lost count of the number of times "a friend of mine" has had to go up Dollond and Aitchison after a night out with a lady from one of those Butch ride Touring Clubs.
Dreaming about Fatima is as bad as sleep paralysis Betty although I suppose dreaming about Anne Widdecombe would be even worse. Sid only has thighs for you MJ. If they get you behind the bike sheds things can turn nasty Reg or so I've heard. Fatima could totally be in my gang Kaz. She is the daddy of the butch female athlete world.
we of the ecumenist persuasion are not offput by the steely tone of her thunderous thighs but conclude she should buy a pair of tits that or begin pedalling with her breasticles in order to build tone and balance out her body mass concentrations come to think of it such a sight would undoubtedly constitute a hazard to motorists never mind.(mj's right thats a 'TOE.)
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